"Scritches and Treats (Chipper Says)" is an original song, written and performed by Chris Conde, as an accompaniment to a fantasy skit by Chipper, International Trainer 2024, at the International Puppy and Trainer Contest held in Chicago in April of 2024.

The performance was a classic tale of a leather boy training his pup and learning the importance of love, safety, and moving through mistakes in fetish play.

All proceeds from the song go to the Callen-Lorde Community Health Center in New York city.